Friday The 13th: A Movie Review By A 5th Grader ®

For those of you just joining in the game, I have been trying to write movie reviews in such a way that cuts the crap and tells it like it is. If you think about it, we have learned everything we really need to know about life by fifth grade. Sure, life gets complicated and stuff, but the essence of life is learned by fifth grade. Whether you choose to listen to those lessons until you are an adult is another thing...

Anyways, here is the latest "Movie Review By A 5th Grader" ®: the remake of Friday the 13th. Is it good? Read on, but if you need the review magnified, click on it...